Male PMS is A Very Real Thing, Friends

October is know for many things. It is National Midwife Appreciation week, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Vaccine Injury Awareness Mont (Hope all three of you have a nice celebration, and a number of other causes. Many or them are legit and some are bunk. Since October is officially "Cause" month I would like to add another into the fuck pile.
I hereby declare October to be Male PMS awareness month. It does not happen very often, perhaps every 6 months or so, but during onset of Male PMS you man might notice these symptoms.
1) You male will suddenly want to go fishing.
2) Your male will begin to consume more beer then usually
3) Nothing you do will make you male happy, you could walk around topless with your Poon hanging out and he would grump and walk away
4)You male will begin to think that you do nothing around the house even though when he attempts you job everything falls apart in a matter of hours.
5)Everything is your fault, even if it is his fault, the way you reacted to it makes it your fault.
The illness suddenly ends in cycle in a matter of weeks and then everything goes back to normal and your hubbs is the loving man you married once again.

So folks, lets all rally together to bring awareness to male PMS this month. There may be some young new wife who has never heard of it and might be believing that she has done something wrong.